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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it

Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in

AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t

Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this i

Slender: The Rebuttal (Parody)

In a dark, stanky *** forest there was a man living alone. He was an aspiring artist who would draw self portraits then hang them on walls and trees hoping to get them noticed. He waited and waited for travelers to see and to his dismay his art was missing the next day. He wandered around the forest investigating for clues, "I wonder where my art has gone" said the man. Oh yeah he doesn't talk. "hm mmhmhmhmm mh mh mhhm hmm mmmh" said the man. He noticed an obese girl wearing a One Direction t-shirt and a cat ear beanie holding a few of his artworks walking near some trees, he wasn't going to stand for this. Actually he was, he was goi

ASDF Movie the Cmara WayPinkie::D I baked you a cupcake!
Rainbow::eager: Oh boy, :drool: what flavor?
Pinkie::evileye: Cupcake flavor.
(mini cupcakes pops out of cupcake)
~
:sing: Luna the Moon Mare :sing:
Luna::paranoid: How did I get here again?
THE END
~
Pinkie::noes: Dashie, :worry: Did you eat my cupcake?
Rainbow::| I am your cupcake. (goes into Pinkie's mouth)
Pinkie::doh:!
~
Fluttershy::)
Discord: Hey.
Fluttershy::?
Discord::D It says gullible on the ceiling.
Fluttershy:...:hmm: oh so it do- :o ah, :( you stole my wings.
~
Oswald::fight: What are you a man or a mouse!
Mickey::facepalm:
~
Sonic::omg: Why is this happening?? :fight: Why would you do this, Mario

Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."

New In Town- Part TenPerry followed the girl into a room that appeared to be the kitchen.
“I was zee cook for zee woman who leeved in a place like zees, but then… zee accident.” Leanna sighed. “I am happy I was able to leeve in zees kind of house again. I love zee house. It ees my one true home.”
She turned the light on. In the light, Perry could see that Leanna was strikingly beautiful for a human. She had long strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes. Her face had a concerned expression.
“How’s zee weather?” Perry asked curtly.
“I know you must be… a leetle unhappy at being kept here.” Leanna said

New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?

New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, i

New In Town- Part ElevenPerry was lying on his back. He was in a large, white room with a single window. The room was filled with teddy bears.
He felt sore, especially in his head and back.
He didn’t understand why he was here. What had happened?
A slight memory slipped into his mind. The man holding him… asking him about Carl…
Perry hadn’t told them he knew Carl.
Where was he? Was he here because he didn’t tell them who Carl was?
“Carl?” Perry asked. His throat didn’t produce a very prominent noise. It had forgotten how to chatter after so long.
He was very confused. He had no idea where he was, or why no one he kne

Commission: Guilmon Weight GainMerriment manifested a quaint village within the digital world as its occupants reveled in its annual festival. Food and drink was passed around more than a ball at a tennis court, as digimon happily ate to their hearts content and retire to one of the bath houses in the village to relax after their hearty meals. No digimon in the village lived to serve more than a humbled Gazimon humming or whistling within his spacious restaurant. Notorious for his delicious food along with his friendly demeanor, no customer left his restaurant without a satisfied grin on their face. Serving in ample amounts along with mugs of his famous rice wine,

The Next HokageTitle: ‘The Next Hokage’ or ‘Three candidates?’
Fandom: Narutoverse
Word Count: 1344
Genre: Humor/Crack
WARNINGS: Crack-ish. The ‘ish’ because I started writing this out as a crack, but a part of me wants this to happen.

Standing before the Hokages desk were three of the candidates, finalized to become the next Hokage. Sasuke Uchina, Naruto Uzumaki and Konohamaru Sarutobi were proudly standing in the Hokages office, silent and confident, waiting for Tsunade to finish reading her report to announce who will be her successor.

A lot had changed in the five years since the war ended. The devastation was immen

SUPREJALE THE FANFIC 1 SMALLDICKOnce, two young speedsters named Kittyy-sama and Rissi were jusT FUCKING WALKING along, then this dude with big tall hair and shit was all like groping their girl titties like woah dude you're not Evan R in grade 5 then this big white robot dude starts like chasing that guy with the Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen and the guy just starts to pick those two girls up but one of them is fat and he's like "Whoa bitch go on a diet." and the fat girl's like "Whoa nigger you need to fuck me you're all rapist like and shit." then that robot dude picks that jackoff there up and we all fly through this big dick and shit, and then go through th

HTMR-Si no fuera un pais... 03Capítulo 3. “Existencias fantasmas”

Atolondrado por todo lo que pasaba, se disculpó con su ahora familia y se retiró. En el caminó observaba las calles con atención, el mundo que él creía conocer no existía.

Se detuvo frente a un pequeño, debía ir a investigar sobre la historia del mundo para comprender las cosas mejor. Entendía perfectamente lo de aquella nueva brecha de mar, pero ¿Por qué los cambios de territorio de Estados Unidos, Guatemala y Nicaragua?... y ¿Por qué Costa Rica no existía en el mapa?...

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A KAWAII ADVENTURE

by !mizumisan, Jan 1, 2012, 8:54:57 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

Kyuucho-chan walked trouh tha halls of her new japanse school. she had just transfrered frum da hood in amurica. hurr fam smokd weed n dey died cuz weed iz BAD!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1! but she didnt so ha. ten she sawed a super kawai DOOD in da halway!!!! he was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo KAWAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!! she was in WUVand ROVE. alrready in diz neew skool she new who she was goint to mary. she blushd soooo hard she waz a tomato. den she fel down da stayrs!!!!11 the kawai dood came to her reskyu. he was soooooooooooo bishi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"r u ok???" the boy offhur dreamz locks eyezes wit her. he was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO freakinz kawai!!!!one!!11!! he had whte hair with red spiked highligts. a bunchu ofz clipz all diff colourz of da rainbrow were attacked to his bangs. he wore a hoodie 3 sizesz 2 biggest for him, his shirt was bright green and had black words on it that said "IM AN OTAKU1!!!!1ONE!!!" he was an otaku, just like her!!! he had gir earmuffzdsz and wore purple skinny, knee length jeans under a yellow mini skirt wit rufflez, under the jeans waz orange and pink stockinz!!!! he had blue galoshes, and wore a heart necklace, and a pikachuz neckalaceu he had bright red eyez. SOOO SUGOI BISHICHANDESUSAMAMASENSEIDONOPOCKYKAWAII!!!!!!!!!
omfg he was so dessuusususu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Kyyucho-chan rly rly waned 2 be his UKE!!!!!!!!!11! heart! but she was 2 shy 2 say nuttin 2 him! so he thot tht she waz rlyrlyrly ingurd rlyrlyrly BADDD bcuz she waz redhot BLUSSHIN but he thot she was blody! so he grabed hur bridle styl and ran owt da dor ALL DA WAYZ TO DA HOZPITALZ!!!!1 she waz sooooooooo embarased.....she nvr thot ne1 wood EVER car so much about HUR, but he ran all day wayz 4 hur!!!! she waz so n luv. he waz da boi of hur drems. she wad in luv so hard. she finaly whisperd wen tey wer n da hozpital waitin room, "wats ur name...?...???"
"o so ur not ingurd? OK!" so he piked her up bridle styl n caarried hur bk 2 skool. by then skool waz ova. "but stil wat iz ur name???" she asked agin as he waked away.
he turned arund and blushed a bunchez and said, "it's Hikaru. hikaru-kun" and then he quickly ran away tears treeming from his eyes az he weft hur behindz. "god duckling! y am i so nervous????" he said wipingz his eyez "shez just a girlz!!! i mean???? it's ugUUUU!" and he burtst throoogh da door of hiz house, he diddntz boder clozing da door he just lay on his cooch sobbing while COCK-roaches crawled in hiz hoouse
WEED IZ BAD!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!one!!desu!
"oh emu geetanokaaaa! I ruv heem...he iz ssosososososo kawai!!!!1 desu nee. Neko chan...sosososo KAWAII!!!1!" She huggd her nees n roked bk n forth. "Ai wana folow heem...2 hiz hows...n c heem agin!!!! he was sosososoooooooo kawai...its not lik I hav a hows, n e way, my parnts r ded..." so kyuucho chan follwed him to his hows. she luked in da window and BLUSHED SUUOOOOO HARD! He was sleepin on de cooch...lk a bby...HE LUKED SOSOSOSOOOOOOO SUGOIIII KAWAII NEKO DESU CHAN KAAAAAAAA!!!
hewokeup and looked at his window and smiled widely, then he proceeeded to hawvz a spazzz attacku on deh floorz, like a werid drunkmonkey on sterioids who recentlydrank a load of coffee, causing him tof faceplant into duh glazz coffee tablez and shatter EVEYWHEERE then he went and ran up to teh windowz and pushed hiz faced gaianst it
"ur so kawai~~~~~uGUUUUUU!" Kyuucho chan blewshed and hydeded hur fase n hur scarf, which wuz ranbrow. "im an otaco 2~"
"OMFGLZY NO WAYZKCVJSFGXDKH" he said cheerily, den instood of walkin troo da door, like boring un in duv poople do, he cwashed troo da windowz and glompedher HARDohhyeahh
"OMFGOMFG"OIMFG!!!!!!!~DESUUU!!!!UGUUUUU!!!1!" She had an kawai atauck n turrnd briht akai. "I-I-I THINK I LUV UuUUUUUuuUuuuu...~desu~"
"ITHINKIWUVSLKZ JEHTKZRZSRYKDXTYKTY U 2!!!!!!!!!! HE GIGGLED"WAT IS UR NAME MAIDEN?"
"KYUUCHO~CHAN DESU SPARKLEWOLF HIKARI DAIOH!"
he gigglez evene moor nd pickeud her up"come Kyuucho-chan! lets go get some ramune!!!" "nd pocky 2!!!!!111! desu!" she aded
DEN DEY WODE OFF @ DA SOWNSSET 2GEDDA FOEVA
cuz trafiq wuz bakd up
D END

A KAWAII ADVENTUREby !mizumisan

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

So in our Skype chat, we were reading some old and terribly written rps and stories. Hayley suggested that we make a KAWAII UGU really horrific grammar roleplay. So we did. We're thinking about recording this story and posting it on YouTube.
What do you think?

Kyuucho-chan:

Hikaru:

=ihatcak Feb 14, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

YES

!mizumisan Feb 14, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Kawaii

!gir-rulez-you Jan 4, 2012

i wrote that line WEE IZ BAD!!!!1!!1111!one!

!mizumisan Jan 7, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I know. I know.
I'm just to lazy to edit it and say you did.

!gir-rulez-you Jan 8, 2012

oh no i just ment it was funneh or someting

~UntitledCake Jan 2, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

THIS WAS PAINFUL

!mizumisan Jan 2, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

It's getting so popular so quickly.

~UntitledCake Jan 2, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Not really. :I
It's just...normal

~MyTinyBonsai Jan 2, 2012 Student Digital Artist

Mizu. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but...
I just had to one~
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Forgive me!

~coolferret Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

That was...amazing. XDDD

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